snorlaxatives:

when did 10:00 go from “hm i should start getting ready for bed” to “hm not too late to start a movie”

(via helenagirl)

livingtombstone:

my friends wanted me to sing it, but i didn’t know the lyrics and i was drunk

(via wrestlingcrocs)

sunsetorangepeeta:

do you ever wonder if anyone has a crush on you and then laugh at yourself because ew who would have a crush on you

(via f--up)

alecstasy:

when you’re lying in bed trying to fall asleep but suddenly remember you have homework that’s due tomorrow

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(via narcotic)

sandslashing:

"you wear that shirt a lot" yes because i own it

(Source: im-moving-yo, via f--up)